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Steven Miles Helps Women Solve Personal Problem
Brisbane, Queensland - In an effort to improve his standing with female constituents, Queensland Premier Steven Miles MP has vowed to help women with a…
May 20, 2024
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Daniel Ross
January 2024
Bank Goes "Women-Only" To Save 16% On Wages
In a move that upset 70% of the workforce, WhiteStone Financial has announced a women-only workforce policy, utilising the gender pay gap to their…
Jan 19, 2024
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Daniel Ross
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Feminists Let The Boys Fight World War 3
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Jan 5, 2024
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Daniel Ross
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Nigerian Prince Leaves Estate To Aussie Pensioner
Lagos, Nigeria - The family of tribal prince Mansa Zabu have gathered to read his Last Will and Testament, only to discover an Aussie pensioner will…
Jan 5, 2024
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Daniel Ross
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December 2023
Katter Declares Sovereign State To Tackle Youth Crime
Innisfail, Queensland - Fed up with Queensland’s approach to youth crime, Bob Katter has used the Christmas break to secede his electorate to found The…
Dec 30, 2023
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Daniel Ross
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Man Sues Employer Who "Destroyed His Soul" At Work
Chippendale, NSW - In a landmark case for Australian employment law, a man has won a $100 million settlement claiming his employer “destroyed his soul.”
Dec 27, 2023
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Daniel Ross
Vegan Bodybuilder Makes $500k Selling Fungus Leather
Los Angeles, USA - Vegan bodybuilder and Twitch streamer SoyTroy has sold $500,000 of “fungus leather” shoes, earning himself a nice cash bonus.
Dec 27, 2023
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Daniel Ross
Climate Activist Stops Breathing To Reduce CO2 Emissions
ANNOUNCEMENT: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Dec 20, 2023
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Daniel Ross
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Hamas Praises Western Intellectuals At Office Christmas Party
Undisclosed Location - Hamas leaders have paid tribute to Western academics at their Office Christmas Party, hosted in a dining hall with cement walls.
Dec 14, 2023
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Daniel Ross
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Australian Communists Will Spare Bourgeoisie If They Make iPhones
Sydney, Australia - In a surprising decision, the Australian Communist Party has voted 30-1 in favour of sparing some bourgeoisie post-revolution…
Dec 7, 2023
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Daniel Ross
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Disney Replaces CEO With A Mouse To Promote Diversity
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Dec 5, 2023
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Daniel Ross
Jordan Petersen Tells Gunman To "Aim For A Meaningful Life!"
Toronto, Canada - Toronto Police arrested a man attempting to rob a bank this morning, but claims he had a change of heart in the process.
Dec 5, 2023
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Daniel Ross
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