Nigerian Prince Leaves Estate To Aussie Pensioner
Lagos, Nigeria - The family of tribal prince Mansa Zabu have gathered to read his Last Will and Testament, only to discover an Aussie pensioner will inherit his $50 million estate.
The document was read on a large patch of lawn at the family property in front of 300 close family and friends.
“I know you will fight over my estate after I depart,” read the lawyer in the middle of the crowd, “so I am using my will to unify you in a common experience.”
He paused, taking a deep breath before announcing the difficult news.
“Nobody in my family will inherit my estate.”
“Instead, I will give it to a nice Australian pensioner called Donna. She was the only person to give me money when I was trapped on a desert island in 2004.”
“I’ve provided liberally for everybody here, especially my wife and children. I hope you learn to be content with the riches you already have.”
An uproar from the crowd ensued. They began pushing forward, threatening to crush the lawyer and our reporter who were stuck in the middle.
Upon returning from Nigeria, our reporter met with Donna to ask about her future plans.
“I don't know why he wants me to have it,” replied Donna, her eyes remaining glued to Channel 9's Today show, “I just want a bigger TV, so I can get a better view of Karl Stefanovic’s face.”
Disclaimer
This article is satire, a cheeky spin on the Nigerian Prince scam. Prince Zabu and his family are a work of fiction, but apparently tribes in Nigeria do have royal families.
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