Feminists Let The Boys Fight World War 3
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Sydney, Australia - In a moment collective realisation, the Australian Feminist League (AFL) has decided they don't want to do everything men do, if it means fighting in World War 3.
The topic was raised at their monthly sisterhood meeting, held last Friday at the Sydney University Of Science (SUS).
“So let’s say, like, World War 3 happens”, began Janice Brooklyn, Chairwoman and unofficial conversation starter, “Are we fighting with the boys?”
The statement sparked murmurs and discussion from the crowd, as well as some laughter.
One woman who resembled Thelma from Scooby Doo responded.
“If it’s in our best interests, we should do it. We should leverage them as an ally to further our cause. No sacrifice is too great for our liberation.”
Some members approved, while others doubted the strategy.
“I think we should let the boys fight it”, said one woman, “If we let them fight it, it weakens the patriarchy and makes it easier to achieve our goals.”
A large portion of the crowd cheered in response.
“Woo! Yeah girl!” yelled a distinctly masculine voice.
“Well it sounds like we have our answer!” announced Janice in a self-congratulatory tone. “We’ll let the boys handle World War 3.”
Imogen, who was quite bored by this point, asked a provocative question. “Well, if women have total equality with men, shouldn’t they have the exact same responsibilities?”
The room went from a murmur to completely silent.
Suddenly, as if on a swivel, the girls snapped back to face Imogen at the back of the room, looks of contempt covering their faces.
Imogen had not felt this insecure since highschool.
* Thanks to Imogen Nari for her contribution to this story. Our reporter did not meet the AFL’s definition of “female”, so enlisted an incognito correspondent named Imogen to gather the details of this story.
Disclaimer
This article is satire, but probably happened somewhere!