Politics

Steven Miles Helps Women Solve Personal Problem

Brisbane, Queensland - In an effort to improve his standing with female constituents, Queensland Premier Steven Miles MP has vowed to help women with a…

May 20, 2024 • Daniel Ross

Feminists Let The Boys Fight World War 3

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Jan 5, 2024 • Daniel Ross

Katter Declares Sovereign State To Tackle Youth Crime

Innisfail, Queensland - Fed up with Queensland’s approach to youth crime, Bob Katter has used the Christmas break to secede his electorate to found The…

Dec 30, 2023 • Daniel Ross

Climate Activist Stops Breathing To Reduce CO2 Emissions

ANNOUNCEMENT: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Dec 20, 2023 • Daniel Ross

Hamas Praises Western Intellectuals At Office Christmas Party

Undisclosed Location - Hamas leaders have paid tribute to Western academics at their Office Christmas Party, hosted in a dining hall with cement walls.

Dec 14, 2023 • Daniel Ross

Australian Communists Will Spare Bourgeoisie If They Make iPhones

Sydney, Australia - In a surprising decision, the Australian Communist Party has voted 30-1 in favour of sparing some bourgeoisie post-revolution…

Dec 7, 2023 • Daniel Ross

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