Business

Bank Goes "Women-Only" To Save 16% On Wages

In a move that upset 70% of the workforce, WhiteStone Financial has announced a women-only workforce policy, utilising the gender pay gap to their…

Jan 19, 2024 • Daniel Ross

Nigerian Prince Leaves Estate To Aussie Pensioner

Lagos, Nigeria - The family of tribal prince Mansa Zabu have gathered to read his Last Will and Testament, only to discover an Aussie pensioner will…

Jan 5, 2024 • Daniel Ross

Vegan Bodybuilder Makes $500k Selling Fungus Leather

Los Angeles, USA - Vegan bodybuilder and Twitch streamer SoyTroy has sold $500,000 of “fungus leather” shoes, earning himself a nice cash bonus.

Dec 27, 2023 • Daniel Ross

Disney Replaces CEO With A Mouse To Promote Diversity

⚠️ The following is a work of satire ⚠️

Dec 5, 2023 • Daniel Ross

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